I woke up like a motherfucker. My eyes close, a bottle of Jack in my left hand and my dick in the right. I wasn't masturbating, I have a fear of loosing my dick while drunk. I don't know how this started, but one day I was in the woods and my cock was singing, welcoming dawn in the hand of a stranger. I was terrified, I didn't know that woman and she had my dick in her hands, like it belonged to her and not to me. She (my dick is a she calle Tatiana Masterkova, don't ask me why, I know it by intuition) was on her own, behaving like an adult, like an independent adult, cumin off age and limb with a stranger. I'm telling you, what kind of a motherfucking life is this in which even your dick has her own and better mind.