Sweetened ugly armpits

Follow this MF link:
This cute invasion of our hearts makes me puke. This motherfucker only posts pics and videos of cute kittens, overdressed dogs, home fucking invading koalas and jailed rhinos. On the side, it advertises mattress discounts. I was looking for a vomit bags ad but I wasn't that lucky.  I fucking hate demagoges camouflaged as positivists.
This blogger wakes up, pissed, looks for the most amorous, heart robbing picture that could sum up the opposite of the feelings he or she is penetrated by, and posts it with motherfucking rage. Don't you feel the underlying disgust, the edulcorated revulsion?
It took me five motherfucking minutes to finally see the site for what it really is: a collage of ugly, undeodorized armpits spreading their flatulent, loving smell to rip out a nice, utterly stupid complacent face from all unaware motherfuckers. Stand up to cuteness!

P.S. I love armpits by the way, only not this kind!