Bikes, sheds and birds

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I was looking at it for like an hour. I tried to scratch my ball while doing it but my arms were paralyzed by rage.
I hate bikes. Motherfucking bikes reclined on a light-post, sitting in a corner, hanging from a hook in a fucking shed. I hate sheds. They are the rectum of a building, they should smell like shit. I could take the hook and destroy the bikes and the shed and then scream to the sky. I bet that my scream could explode the heart of any motherfucking bird flying by. I hate birds. Well, no, I really don't hate birds, I hate that they chirp and the way they tilt their heads. Feathers I could live with, away from me, maybe I'll put them in a box inside the motherfucking shed and set fire to the bikes tires.
Just look at the motherfucking blog about bikes, hundreds of pics of hundreds of bikes everywhere, like locust.